I came across this in a recent email and found it entertaining enough to share.

One of my favourite classified ads of all time. It had a cute picture of a beagle on it and went like this: 

Headline: Free To Any Willing Home 

My girlfriend does not like my beagle, Molly. So I have to rehome her. She is purebred from a wealthy family, and I have had her for four years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. She has long hair, so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. She stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. She does not bite, but she can be mean as hell! 

So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP! 

Love me, love my dog.

Is the classified ad genuine?

I have no idea, as I didn’t see the original.

Does it matter?

Not at all, like most comedy, there may be an element of truth in it, but most jokes are exaggerations of life.

And that’s OK because we expect that in a joke or comedic routine.

Some exaggeration is also acceptable in a sales letter, but when the embellishment stretches the truth and facts so far that they are in danger of breaking, it’s no longer OK.

Those sales letters are prime targets to bolster your income.

You know the ones I mean, those on Warrior Plus and JV Zoo that promise anyone can make serious bank without doing any work.

Here is where you discover exactly how you can make bank on their B.S. without it costing you a brass razoo.

https://go.wm-tips.com/revenge.

Regards,
Brent.